Caption Competition

The Jubilee events resulted in a few choice photographs that seemed to us to be crying out for a caption.

Here are the contenders with a few suggestions of our own:

Picture 1.

"For this competitor the Toronto Marathon seems strangely longer this year."

Picture 2

"'Ere, Do you know the wheelchair's on my foot?"

"No, you sing it and I'll conduct"

Picture 3

"Budget cuts at the new Harry Potter movie mean Ron Weasley has to learn to fly without a broomstick"

Picture 4

"Look, I'm having FUN but I can't RUN without spilling it"

Picture 5

"Darling, how many times do I have to tell you not to tie the ropes so tight?"

Picture 6

"Do you recognise these hooligans, caught on surveillance cameras in the act of vandalising a tree?

If you do, Hornton Neighbourhood Watch is waiting to hear from you"

or

"Hornton Youth Drama celebrates the Jubilee with an authentic re-enactment of the capture of  Charles 1st"